celtic lady's rants

Wednesday, July 02, 2008


This one's for BRICO!!!!!!
OH, WAIT!!!!
You DID say, "...armadillo panties!"....
OR did you say, "...an armadillo IN panties!"
Hahahahahhahah!
I am so confused!
Oh, well, whatever gets it started!


Saturday, March 08, 2008


Time to step up the Blogging!!!

So while I am being a shamelessly lazy, LAZY blogger, my sweet friend, Blither, posts THIS (or is it THESE??)...


Yeah, yeah, yeah if I knew how to link you to her, I would, but I don't, so get over it and find her in my comments! ANYWAY, the girl definately knows how to raise the bar! Now, I am NOT saying that anyone is going to see my unmentionables anytime soon. BUT, I would like to become a better, more faithful blogger. I have given myself the month of March to learn how to make a friends link on my sidebar and gather information for a 'women who have lit our path' series. Well, hell, maybe I jt need to post cute panties! (Her panties are accompanied by hysterical stories and marvelous wit...just so you don't think she is all about the cute undies!!!)
Thanks for the inspiration, Blitherbutt!!!


Sunday, March 02, 2008

A WOMAN SHOULD.....

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...

enough money within her control to move out
and rent a place of her own,
even if she never wants to or needs to...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...

something perfect to wear if the employer,
or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..

a youth she's content to leave behind....

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...

a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to
retelling it in her old age....

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ....

a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ....

one friend who always makes her laugh... and one who lets her cry...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...

a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...

eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems,
and a recipe for a meal,
that will make her guests feel honored...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...

a feeling of control over her destiny...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

how to fall in love without losing herself..

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

how to quit a job,
break up with a lover,
and confront a friend without;
ruining the friendship...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

when to try harder... and WHEN TO WALK AWAY...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW....

that she can't change the length of her calves,
the width of her hips, or the nature of her parents..

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW....

that her childhood may not have been perfect...but it's over...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

what she would and wouldn't do for love or more...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

how to live alone... even if she doesn't like it...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

whom she can trust,
whom she can't,
and why she shouldn't take it personally...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

where to go...
be it to her best friend's kitchen table..
or a charming Inn in the woods...
when her soul needs soothing...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

What she can and can't accomplish in a day...
a month...and a year...


By Maya Angelou


Wednesday, January 16, 2008


Nobody's BORN a Bigot!!!!!!


Tuesday, January 15, 2008


Happy Birthday,
Dr. King!

"I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: 'We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal."

"I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character."

Saturday, December 29, 2007

More about ME than you want to know....

Stolen from DrM2B


What kind of soap is in your bathtub? Lemon Verbena Bar Soap and shower gel
Do you have any watermelon in your refrigerator? It's like...December!!! No!
What would you change about your living room? Add gorgeous window treatments so the stupid mini-blinds wouldn't show!
Are the dishes in your dishwasher clean or dirty? Clean, never leave em sit!
What is in your refrigerator? Wine, condiments, fruits and veggies, wine, lasagna left overs, raw honey, wine (I live in Oregon, you know!).
White or wheat bread? Wheat (but like white better)
What is on top of your refrigerator? Three blue ceramic nesting bowls
What color or design is on your shower curtain? Glass doors =) woo hoo!
How many plants are in your home? 3...I like the ones outside better!
Is your bed made right now? Wait...let me look under the pile of laundry...
Comet or Soft Scrub? Comet? *hack* Soft Scrub!!
Is your closet organized? Yep, yep! By clothes AND color! I'm weird like that!
Do you drink out of glass or plastic at home? GLASS! I hate plastic!
Do you have iced tea made in a pitcher right now? Nope...too cold! It's hot tea time!
Curtains or blinds? Have blinds....want curtains!
How many pillows do you sleep with? Two head pillows, one big body pillow!
Do you sleep with any lights on at night? No, unless I fall asleep reading....
How often do you vacuum? THAT is why I had a child!!! *laugh*
Standard toothbrush or electric? Both...why, I don't know!
What color is your toothbrush? Electric/blue Regular/hot pink
Do you have a welcome mat on your front porch? Yes, with fall leaves picture...
What is in your oven right now? Big pots and cookie sheets...little kitchen
Is there anything under your bed? A wrapping paper box and a huge American Eagle with shield that my father carved
Chore you hate doing the most? I don't hate everyday chores just big ones like cleaning out the garage!
What retro items are in your home? Hmmm, a few record albums and 80's tapes, some dishware and teacups, old sayings buttons, a few clothes that my 14 year old has picked up....
Do you have a separate room that you use as an office? Office/guest room
How many mirrors are in your home? Baths (2), daughter's room (1), my room (7).. Oh, SHADUP! They are a collection of small ones on one wall!!! *laugh*
What color are your walls? white (we rent) except for the gorgeous bright moss green in the living room...soon to add lilac to my room and ? to my daughter's
Do you keep any kind of protection weapons in your home? Oh, yeah, like I'm going to tell you that!!!
What does your home smell like right now? Candles...winter/holiday scents from Pier One
Favorite candle scent? Just depends on the season.....
What kind of pickles (if any) are in your refrigerator right now? Giant jar of dills that my daughter loves
What color is your favorite Bible? That was random...well..my daughter's teen language one is purple and I like it...RANDOM!
Ever been on your roof? uh....no...why?
Do you have a stereo? Yes, a couple...but just the boombox kind
How many TVs do you have? 1
How many house phones? 1 and 2 cell phones
Do you have a housekeeper? AS IF!!!!! bahahahahaha
What style do you decorate in? sort of classically whimsical, I like visitors to find delightful surprises
Do you like solid colors in furniture or prints? solids
Is there a smoke detector in your house? Yes
In case of fire, what are the items in your house which you'd grab if you could make only one trip? Pets, pictures, keepsake box

I don't know what any of this means...just being a lazy, lame-ass blogger!

Sunday, December 09, 2007

"It is a moment of light surrounded on all sides of darkness and oblivion. In the entire history of the universe, let alone in your own history, there has never been another just like it and there will never be another just like it again. It is the point to which all your yesterdays have been leading since the hour of your birth. If you were aware of how precious it is, you would hardly live through it. Unless you are aware of how precious it is, you can hardly be said to be living at all. 'This is the day which the Lord has made,' says the 118th Psalm. 'Let us rejoice and be glad in it.' or weep and be sad in it for that matter. The point is to see it for what it is because it will be gone before you know it! If you waste it, it is your life that you are wasting. If you look the other way, it maybe the moment you've been waiting for always that you are missing. All other days have either disappeared into darkness and oblivion, or have yet to emerge from it. Today is the ONLY day there is." Whistling in the Dark


Enjoy the holidays, my dear friends! Remember the everyday gifts in your lives and experience today to the fullest! (Wings: ONLY today! =)